she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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