That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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