You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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