It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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