I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
