I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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