so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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