It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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