I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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