Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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