A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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