Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
