i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
