So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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