I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The adults are the big ones right?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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