I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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