dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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