You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
please come you make the beer taste better
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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