Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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