You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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