I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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