idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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