I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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