people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
