well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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