And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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