Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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