Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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