IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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