No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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