Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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