Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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