So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dear god my vagina.
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