But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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