No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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