Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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