North Korea, Best Korea!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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