But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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