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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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