Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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