just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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