my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
