Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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