Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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