We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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