it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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