scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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