what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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