Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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