I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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