you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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