That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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