Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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