U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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