he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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