wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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